The 10(9) commandments of Kirbyism

I was told that this is an unusual first post. But who cares.

Kirby, This post is dedicated to you and your eccentric ways.
1. Thou shall not brush their teeth, unless they feel like doing so.
2. Thou shall not care about how they look.
3. Thou shall beat up annoying jackasses and fucktards(Like Jeng Yang, Darren Tay) for the good of mankind.
4. Thou shall TRY not to be an annoying fucktard.
5. Thou shall protect Justin from evil and all those who threaten him but stop when he becomes annoying.
6. Thou shall be a nice person, albeit an annoying one too.
7. Thou shall not do homework, for homework is wrong and evil.
8. Thou shall engage in spontaneous randomness.
9. Thou shall not button up their top button.
10. ?!?!

A normal person + all these characteristics. And Voila! You get a Kirby.

All this is for humorous purposes only, so try not to get offended.